Selina Meyer for President

Enough said.

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This is one way to wish a Merry Christmas to someone you love or hate (mostly hate). Lol, holy shit! How many f-bombs is he dropping in this clip? Anyone care to take a guess? Oh Capaldi, you are so fu**in’ hilarious.😆

One of the best exchanges of all time

  • Malcolm Tucker: "General Flintstone... Was it you? Did you leak PWIP-PIP?"
  • Lt. Gen. George Miller: "No, I didn't leak it. I'm not like some little gay mercenary running around doing other people's dirty work."
  • Malcolm Tucker: "Hey, I'm doing my own dirty work. I'm doing my job."
  • Lt. Gen. George Miller: "I think you're doing Linton's dirty work. You're his little English bitch and you don't even know it. Bet if I came to your hotel room tonight, I'd find you down on all fours, him hanging out the back of you."
  • Malcolm Tucker: "Oh, that's nice. That's really tough talk coming from the Armchair General. Put your feet up on a pouffe and go back to sleep, why don't you."
  • Lt. Gen. George Miller: "Look, Tucker, you might be some scary little poodlefucker over in England, but out here you're nothing. You know what you look like? A squeezed dick. You got a big blue vein running up your head all the way to the temple. See, that's where I'd put the bullet. Only I'd have to stand back 'cause you look like a squirter."
  • Malcolm Tucker: "Have you ever even actually killed anybody? Really?"
  • Lt. Gen. George Miller: "Yeah."
  • Malcolm Tucker: "Falling asleep on someone, that doesn't count!"
  • Lt. Gen. George Miller: "That's funny. What about you, pussy drip? Ever kill anyone?"
  • Malcolm Tucker: "Maiming's what I prefer. Psychologically."
  • Lt. Gen. George Miller: "Yeah? Why don't you try to maim me? I'll hit you so hard in the face you'll be shitting teeth."
  • Malcolm Tucker: "Go right ahead. I can see the headlines now. "Peace-Loving General Starts Brawl in U.N., Swiss Intervene". I don't know, I'm no expert on spin but that could hurt your career."
  • Lt. Gen. George Miller: "Yeah?"
  • Malcolm Tucker: "Right. Do excuse me, I've got to get back to work.
  • *pause*
  • Malcolm Tucker: "Don't ever call me fucking English again."